Monday, September 19, 2005

Weary Wariness

An edifying conversation between our good friends the PYP and the NYL.

NYL: Old thing!
PYP: You ass! It's 1:30 in the morning!
NYL: You're awake aren't you?
PYP: I was busy.
NYL: No doubt you were. But get your mind focussed on me for a minute.
PYP: Oh it was already.
NYL: How flattering. I'm having some problems with this girl...
PYP: What now?
NYL: Mixed signals
PYP: How mixed?
NYL: Rudeness, sweetness and a tendency to provoke me to be nasty.
PYP: Is attracted, but thinks you're not her type.
NYL: I wasn't asking what you felt about me, old thing.
PYP: Don't flatter yourself!
NYL: You're no help!
PYP: What do you have my number entered in your phonebook as? The Aching Hearts Helpline?
NYL: No, as Nastiness on Demand
PYP: I'm really not in the mood...
NYL: Now thats not something one hears you say very often.
PYP: Are you saying I'm a tramp?
NYL: No, I'm saying you're the best thing that ever happened to me.
PYP: What about this girl you're having problems with?
NYL: -stoic silence-
PYP: Oh!
NYL: Well?
PYP: No.
NYL: Should I start the pathetic plea now?
PYP: Save it for the daytime. And put this conversation on that stupid blog of yours. Let everyone know how despicable you are.
NYL: I shall. Good night.
PYP: You know I'll be feeling guilty all night!
NYL: And whose fault is that?
PYP: I'm not going over this again.
NYL: Suit yourself!
PYP: I did!
NYL: Blah.
-click-

8 comments:

The waterbearer said...

ahem!....er....hhmm....eh...:looks skywards:...sigh i think i will reserve my comment.

Siddhu said...

lol! what's PYP (Pretty Young Piglet)?;)

Archster said...

why has this post exceeded 55 words may i ask?

*sigh* Oh, well since your havin issues with mixed signals... not responding to my tag (which is loads of fun btw) shall be treated lightly.

But you still get this ... :P:P

@ Siddhu:

Pretty Young Princess? Im sure you were just bein funny though.

Jormund Elver said...

@ siddhu
Princess, you idiot. Stop eating so much pork and you might be able to think in non-porcine terms

@ archster
i don't doubt your tag will be a lot of fun, m'dear, but my end-trimester exams start tomorrow and run till 1 Oct, so it becomes a matter of logistics and time-management rather than inclination :) Will get to it once that is over though. i promise!

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gs said...

Such a terse entry, seems like you do study after all, despite the facade...
and i was promised a blog on D, so reading between the lines, are we talking about the same PYprincess...

Jormund said...

@gs
I typed it while waiting for CP to show up actually, and it's terse because it was a pretty terse coversation. As for who the parties involved are, that's for the reader to interpret...and I really have a mental block about studying, it's not a facade or anything. I don't know what the problem is, probably psychological.

Archster said...

A promise from a soulless sea-monster. Now thats a first :)

Take your time with it j.e., and all the very best for your exams.